ShitKidzSay

What do you get when you put Kaylin and Sara together?”-8 yr.old. “I don’t know, what?” -me. “Sarah Palin!!” -fit of laughter. “Do you know who that is?” “Um, I don’t know. The Assistant President-thingy?

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I’m a pescatarian so I only eat certain kinds of chicken and they were out of hamburgers.” -why an 8 year old was just eating cole slaw for lunch

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Moms take care of babies and dads takes care of the poop or the dogs.” -2nd grader

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8 year olds watching video credits: “That is the real Bethany Hamilton.” “She STILL doesn’t have an arm?” “Nope.” “Well, she’s lucky because she gets to take the elevator.

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2nd graders: One girl says, “I have to wear a long sleeve bathing suit.” Her friend says, “No offense, but that is NOT stylish.

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I am going to pull on your wiener and milk you like a cow.” - 5 year old to babysitter

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I am half Poland and half Jewish.” - 8 years old

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A four year old is talking about her dead cat. I asked, “Where do cats go when they die?” She stated matter-of-factly, “The forest.

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Why are adults so serious?” - me. “Because they think about their age and when they’re going to die…and when their computers will explode.” - 8 year old

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Overheard conversation between two 2nd graders:
“Do cats drink water?” -A
“Cats drink water and milk [pause]. Whoa, whoa, whoa- KITTENS drink milk and CATS drink water.” - B
“Oh, okay.” - A

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